“So penniless for a dream~“
There are many reasons why people start blogging. 
Most of the time, the reasons that people choose is wrong. Totally wrong. 
I, as the self-proclaimed (and undisputed WWE tag-team world champion of blogging) will now explain why those reasons are wrong. 
> You’re blogging for the wrong reason if you say that you’re blogging to keep in touch. This is a big lie. 
No one absolutely gives a damn about what happens to you. It’s all an act. Even you, yourself pretend you’re interested in other people’s life. Blogging to keep in touch with friends is a myth.
> You’re blogging for the wrong reason if you say that it’s a hobby. 
Fishing is a hobby, drinking is a hobby but not blogging. 
Unless of course, you’re an ultra-geek or a super-nerd. Whoever blogs as a hobby will probably spend 17-23 hours a day in front of a PC. Blogging as a hobby is fatal.
> You’re blogging for the wrong reason when your blog is an hour-by-hour description of your day (plus picture goodness). 
This is sick, you’re sick. Research has shown that these types of blogs are frequented by crazy, demented, horny people a.k.a. stalkers. 
Besides pictures take so long to load. 
> You’re blogging for the wrong reason when you check your own blog 21 times a day. 
Medically, it’s known as Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I know you’ll use such excuses as ‘what if people tag me’ and ‘I like to reply to comments’. Bullshit! Delete you’re blog ASAP and don’t try to start a new one. If you don’t, you’ll end up lonely for life.
> You’re blogging for the wrong reason when your blog is filled with copy-and-paste stuff. Oh a sports blog! Oh a fashion blog! Oh a cooking blog! 
In university it’s called plagiarism. 
Face it, if you can’t come up with something original, it’s a sign that you shouldn’t blog. It’s like turtles trying to fly~
Hmm.. Du du du du du du dudu du dudu.. What else? 
[To be continued (perhaps)..]
Categories: Blogging · Funny · Random · Rants
“All these thoughts locked inside..“
My boss and his lawyers called me two weeks ago and said that I wasn’t updating my blog. They said I was suppose to update my blog at least twice a week, preferably more. They said if I didn’t follow the contract, they’d sue. 
So to my boss and his lawyers, please note that this is an UPDATE.
I was, afterall, busy writing my book. Hello.. If I spend all my time blogging, I wouldn’t be able to finish my book!
The book that I’m writing is a secret project that I’ve been working on for about 4 months. It’s a story about a boy who becomes a teenager and then an adult. I can’t reveal the exact storyline but it’s very interesting and will make millions in the box-office.
Personally, I think it’ll be bigger than Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code. Which was so-so.
My book will be better, more profitable and be made into an Oscar award-winning movie. My plan is fool-proof, I made sure 14 times and I googled it 45 times and no one else has thought of it except for him. 
Nonetheless, if I publish first I’ll get the copyrights and all the ka-chings~ Hahaha..
So what’s the title of my book?
Well, I think I’m going to call it “Harry Potter and the Fellowship of the Ring”.
Oh yes people! You’ve guessed it, I’m going to combine the Lord of the Rings with Harry Potter!
“Now you’re the first to know~“
Categories: Funny · Nonsense · Random · Rants · Stories
“You can say all these beautiful things..“
Bruneians nowadays are generally more health-conscious. Perhaps finally all those years of learning Science in schools is paying off or perhaps more and more people are watching House.
But whatever the reason is, it’s good to think about our own well-being. After all if we don’t take care of ourselves who will right?
Although, to me, there’s something fishy about this health-consciousness. To me it just looks like another trend or fad. And as any certified Bruneian will tell you, we Bruneians just love following trends and fads.
Trend-spotting and trend-copying is in every Bruneian’s DNA. It’s a disease of the mind and it’s very contagious.
Sadly, I am not infected. I have no urges to exercise. I have zero desire to diet. I don’t feel like eating vitamin supplements. And more importantly, I think exercising is crap and full of bullshit.
It’s crap because exercising hurts my body. I get all sorts of aches and cramps all over. And it’s full of bullshit because whatever I lost during exercise is regained ASAP.
Life is unfair.
Hmmm.. Then again if it isn’t broken, why fix it?
“But they don’t mean nothing~“
Categories: Funny · General · Nonsense · Rants
“Maybe you were right~“
Humans are not perfect. There’s always something about ourselves that we don’t like. Whether it’s a habit or a physical attribute, we always find fault with ourselves.
Humans are imperfect. There’s always something about other people that we don’t like. Even if that other person is family, we still find faults and criticize. It’s human nature.
The funny thing is, when we criticize our self we keep it a secret but when we criticize other people we yell it out loud.
Bias?
Categories: Opinion · Random · Thoughts
