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MaterialisR

December 20, 2007 at 10:49 pm · Filed under Nonsense, Rants and tagged: , , , , ,

“Why should we ever even ever really even get to know?“

Imagine having the power to materialise anything. :? By anything I mean whatever that your brain can think of. Be it materialising people like a beautiful, hot and sexy lingerie model or things like a fridge full of chewing gum. A fridge full of chewing gum? Why not? One can materialise ANYTHING, even the most ridiculous nonsensical and asinine of ideas. What would you do with such a devastatingly powerful and potentially limitless gift like that? Hmm.. Here’s how I’d use it… :mrgreen:

  • Scenario #1
  • Once upon time in a boring boring lecture, I was day-dreaming. The lecturer’s monotone lost on me and a puzzled look on my face. I’d think of a clown standing next to the lecturer. The clown would be mimicking the lecturer, annoying him/her. Since it’s me, it wouldn’t be any ordinary clown. It will be Borat! The ultimate clown! *closes eyes hard like the Japanese guy on Heroes whatshisname-Nakamura* Poof~ Borat materialises! :lol: All boredom would then evaporate. Haha..

  • Scenario #2
  • A hot and horrid day and I’ve to go out. Wish there was a magical snow cloud that would follow me everywhere. Hmm.. *closes eyes, focusing hard* Zang~ A small magical snow cloud forms on top of me, spewing magic snow that wouldn’t melt into water, instead it disappears. Meteorologists would be baffled by it, they’d go cuckoo. Haha.. As if people who makes a living by predicting weather aren’t cuckoo in the first place! Hahaha.. Predicting weather? Cuckoo I tell you~
  • Scenario #3
  • I’m in my Discrete mathematics lecture. The lecturer is Bangladeshi. He speaks eng-desh (a highly difficult dialect/accent of the English language). As far as I know, besides himself, only the whiteboard understands his ’sp33k’. Everyone else in the lecture is equally puzzled so I thought, if there was ever a need for subtitles this would be it. *closes eyes, make serious focusing on something face* Subtitles magically appears. Hahaha.. :lol:

I think I like this power. I can totally see my life improving. Hahaha.. Materialising money just doesn’t cut it for me. :D So what would you do with this awesome power? (Leave a comment or two, please?) :)

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