stuck with nothing
Nothing to do but time to kill.Archive for December, 2008
D8line ‘08
“It could have been anyone~“
In a few hours time, the year known as 2008 will be terminated from existence. 
It’s 7.03pm as begin to write this so depending on what time you read this, it may or may not be 2009 already. 
Firstly, I’d like to apologise for the surprising lack of updates these past 5 days. 
I’m deeply saddened to hear that (in my absence) you’ve resorted to reading other blogs. 
I know, I know. But hey, I’m back! So there’s no need to file that ‘Missing Blogger’ report with the Police. Haha.. 
On the radio today, there was a lot of talk about 2009. New year this, new year that. Resolution this, resolution that. I hope this, I hope that. Well, it annoyed the crap out of me. I hated radio today. 
Come to think of it, the last time I looked forward to the new year was in 1999. 
The beginning of the new millennium- Y2K.
Even then it was only because so much ‘doom’ was predicted. Yet, nothing happened. 
So, am I looking forward to 2009? Well, I don’t know- maybe. 
I have some ‘preliminary’ plans for 2009. Nothing final yet. One or two new ideas, some improvements and little changes. 
Hmmpf.. However, one thing that I know for sure is, I’ll miss the year known as 2008. It has been a good year for me. 
Happy New Year everybody! 
Wishes
“Wait for it..“
Having solved all other problems in the Universe (such as poverty, AIDS, war etc.), I’ve decided that when I grow up I want to become a tree.
Trees, in my opinion have the easy life. 
A tree’s life is slow-paced, relaxed and most importantly- trees live to be hundreds of years old! Who wouldn’t want to have a life like that? It’s practically stress-free!
However as chance would have it, my life did not begin as I germinated from a seed in the ground. Thus, denying me the right to my ‘preferred’ life as a tree. I knew I would’ve become a tall and majestic tree somewhere in the forest~ Huhu.. 
I guess, I’m a tree trapped in a human’s body.
Being human sucks. It’s so complicated! I have hands! Like what the hell am I suppose to do with hands?! OMG!!! Feet?! Teeth?! Retina?! Sweat glands?! This is so complicated. Huhu..
Besides anatomy, there’s something called “interaction”. Apparently as a human I need to “interact” with other human-beings and develop “meaningful relationships”. WTF?! Seriously, I’m so dead. Huhu..
Trees have it easy. Simple anatomy and minimal interaction. If only Beyoncé knew. I’m sure that she’ll be wishing that she was a tree instead of a boy.
Then again, a major downside of being a tree in today’s world is that I could end up being toilet paper. 
Troubleshooting
Arghhh!!
I can’t do it. I’ve been scratching my head for far too long and I just can’t do it. Ladies and gentlemen, I regretfully inform you that I can’t write seriously sad and depressing stuff (as previously mentioned).
My bad.
However, I can’t take all the credit for this failure. I would like to give a big shout out to the architect of my failure- Mr. Mitch Albom.
Mr. Albom’s book entitled ‘Tuesdays with Morrie’ prevented me from writing seriously sad stuff. I found myself filled with positivity after reading the book. And everyone knows that you can’t write seriously sad stuff when one’s feeling absolutely positive.
I guess I’m just not cut out to write seriously sad stories. Back to some-what funny stuff it is. 
Sorry.
Then again, I knew deep down in my heart I should’ve read ‘Twilight’ instead!!
“I know we’re cool~“
