“Can you sense the pain?“

I had the most pleasant conversation with a neurosurgeon the other day. A guy in his 50s, balding yet still young-looking. He accidentally bumped into me as I was planning my diabolically evil ultra-secret plan. Which involves flying a UFO over the Empire hotel during New Year’s night so that it will photographed and be reported in Borneo Bulletin.

So there I was sipping my iced lemon tea with Frodo Baggins of the Shire and this guy comes along and asks me for a lighter. Since I don’t smoke, I politely told him to try asking someone else. He said the place was deserted and we’re the only people there. Then it dawned on me that we were in my super-mega-ultra-secret high security headquarters.

Me: What the?! Eh, how did you get in?

Dr : The front door was open.

Me : Oh.. You want some iced tea?

Thus I invited him to have a drink and we introduced ourselves.

Me: Hi, I’m Hafiz.. Err, “student”..

F : Hi, I’m Frodo Baggins of the Shire- Middle-Earth. Nice to meet you.

Dr : Oh, I’m Dr. Polity, Dr. Ash Polity. I’m a neurosurgeon. Nice place you’ve got here.

Me : Thanks. It’s nothing actually. But you musn’t tell anyone about this place. I’d have people kill you, your wife, your two kids and puncture the tyres on your cars. Hehe..

Then all the 3 of us had a good laugh. Although, I was some-what serious. He then proceeded to tell a joke which was particularly interesting. It made me laugh. Frodo laughed too. I wish I can tell you but I can’t remember the joke.

Hmmpff.. I guess that’s it for today. Isn’t that a pleasant conversation? No?

Oh well, I can’t please everyone. Have a nice day people.