“What if this storm ends?“

I’m a time-traveler. I solve the Earth’s most puzzling mysteries- one mystery at a time. Just like those guys on the X-Files. Although, unlike those guys I don’t walk around waving FBI badges and I don’t drive some crappy car around.

I solve mysteries in style. I use a time-machine. That’s why no matter how late people call me, I always answer. It’s a downside of time-traveling. Time-travelers hardly ever get any sleep. We think too much.

I once thought that I wasn’t thinking and somebody asked me ‘What’s 1+1?’ and I answered ‘2′. See?! Even when I think I’m not thinking, I’m thinking. My life can now be officially classified as ‘bordering on sadness’. Bordering because I still can’t solve the Rubic’s cube. If I could, that’d be really sad.

On the upside, time-traveling does have some real advantages. For one thing, time-traveling saves time. Since time is money, time-traveling also saves money. It’s also dolphin-free, non-carcinogenic and safe for kids.

But by far, the biggest advantage of time-traveling for me is the feeling of superiority that I get when things happen just like the way I “predicted” it. “Predicted”!!. I’m a time-traveler, I know the future.

The phrase “I told you so..” is so under used these days.

“And I don’t see you?“