After a month of total and complete nothingness, I’ve returned.

Apparently, besides that blind fellow in Turkey, people such as my future mother-in-law(s), enemies and “H”-wannabes, do- from time to time check my blog.

Hello guys!! I dedicate this post to you. The people who never stopped clicking although you know you’ll only find my outdated post. Hehe..

I as a certified procrastinator (Level 400), wish to apologise to all those whose lives have been affected by the disruption of this blog. It seemed like it was only yesterday that I last blogged. My bad~

There shall be no more excuses.

I guess I was in denial. Denial is when you refuse to accept things for what it is. Denial, ladies and gentlemen, is not good. It can lead to unwanted pregnancies, shopping sprees and moon-walking to lectures.

And in my case, total and complete nothingness. I thought that my sense of humour was dead. To me, life without humour would be a never-ending math lecture.

I hate mathematics!

Hmm.. Since I’m on the topic of denial, I’d like to state that age is not just a number. It’s a physical condition! So to the birthday celebrants who refuse to accept the fact that they’re getting older, well you are. Deny that!

“You know that I could use somebody..“